Moon: "Om nom nom" -4/8/24

Solar Eclipse

On 4/8/2024, the moon, which is 1/400th the size of the sun had such a voracious appetite that it decided to bite off more than it could chew as it enveloped, briefly, the entire sun around which Earth revolves. After 4 minutes of unbearable plasma indigestion and million degree sweats, it relented, much to the joy of several million Americans in the path of totality whose suntan was rudely interrupted.